- <p> Teacher: If I find problems on your work I'll send you an email so you can fix them</p>
- <p> Me:*checks email 3 times a day every day at holidays*</p>
Casual reminder that a guy who says/writes “brang” got a job as an English teacher but I couldn’t because I have a tattoo/piercings(this ones I took them out for interviews but they noticed them anyway)
Why do I even rewatch Das Experiment if i know how uncomfortable it makes me?
They say sleeping on the floor is good for your back…fuck they, who are they? Well, at least they aren’t “On”
falling asleep while pressing the down arrow
My sister decided to made cauliflower pizza and we ended up cooking together, it was cool and the food was delicious.
hate this home and fuck that guy.
fuck school I need to leave this place asap or i dunno what i’ll do
Real conversation a few minutes ago
- Friend: Hey, I saw "x" today. He looked less handsome than usual so I didn't say hi.
- Me: Yeah...that sounds like a good reason...
- Friend: Of course, Selma, Focus yourself on the relevant things.
I never plan on doing it but at the end I do my final projects in the last minute, how the universe reward me? Congratulations from the teacher being the one who delivered it first, a ride in my mom’s boss car and a hot earl grey.
Bold what’s true about you
I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my “pajamas”.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am a little shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have had my hair cut within the last month.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I like Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 DVDs or more.
I own and use a library card.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Ran a marathon.
Experienced my parents’ divorce.
Cried myself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
My hair is naturally the colour:
My eyes are:
Some of my biggest fears are:
Being alone in the dark
Oceans/large bodies of water
A friend with benefits (let’s label it like that but it’s far complicated)
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
My own car
Parents who are still married
A game console
bruised-sugar asked: Name two things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first ten people on your dash. #TeamSelfEsteem
worst day ever to ask me this because i feel like crap…
2. i’m a good listener