Succubus Memoirs

"I will take your breath away"
Warning: Random stuff ahead which may be NSFW / Triggering/ Blood/
Personal Ramblings
My creepy self
My anime list
My manga list
Film diary

my sister made me froze greek yogurt with nuts, cranberries and chopped strawberries as snacks. She was so right when she said it was delicious

my sister made me froze greek yogurt with nuts, cranberries and chopped strawberries as snacks. She was so right when she said it was delicious

Casual reminder that a guy who says/writes “brang” got a job as an English teacher but I couldn’t because I have a tattoo/piercings(this ones I took them out for interviews but they noticed them anyway)

Real conversation a few minutes ago

  • Friend: Hey, I saw "x" today. He looked less handsome than usual so I didn't say hi.
  • Me: Yeah...that sounds like a good reason...
  • Friend: Of course, Selma, Focus yourself on the relevant things.

willscottsholmes:

Bold what’s true about you

I am under 18.
I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my “pajamas”.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
l am right handed.
I am ambidextrous.
I am a little shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy folk music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have bathed someone.
I have changed a diaper.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have had major/minor surgery.
I have had my hair cut within the last month.
I have mood swings.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I have rejected someone before.
I like the taste of blood.
I like Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I own 100 DVDs or more.
I own and use a library card. 
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I watch soap operas on a regular basis.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I am wearing socks.
I am tired.
I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.
I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:
Finished college
Smoked cigarettes.
Ridden every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a concert.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Been broken up with.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado. 
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned myself. 
Ran a marathon.
Experienced my parents’ divorce.
Cried myself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day. 
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter. 
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Skipped school.
Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Fired a gun.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Written poetry. 
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.
Had a hamster.
Dyed your hair.
Had something pierced.
Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the colour:
Light brown
Medium brown
Dark brown
Blonde
Black
Dirty blonde
Strawberry blond
Multicoloured
Red

My eyes are:
Brown
Dark Brown
Blue
Green
Hazel
Light brown
Black
Gray

Some of my biggest fears are:
Spiders/ insects
Slimy things
Dying 
Doctor/Dentist appointments
Hospitals
Needles
Disease
Being alone in the dark
Heights
Oceans/large bodies of water
Large animals
Open spaces
Thunder
Tornadoes
Clustered holes
Bodily fluids
Corpses

I have:
A friend with benefits (let’s label it like that but it’s far complicated)
A laptop in my room
A television in my room
Good grades
My own car
Parents who are still married
A game console

(Source: lorddildus, via castadiva)